February 2012
Literal Harry Potter Book Titles.
Philosopher’s Stone: Harry Potter and the guy with the creepy turban.
Chamber of Secrets: Harry Potter and the REALLY BIG SNAKE.
Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry Potter and his father’s weird friends.
Goblet of Fire: Harry Potter and the year shit got real.
Order of the Phoenix: Harry Potter and the crazy cat lady.
Half-Blood Prince: Harry Potter and the hormones kick in.
Deathly...
Canada
Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
Saskatchewan:
Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
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